"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa ."
- Britney Spears
"Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.”
- Paris Hilton
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
- Chuck Nevitt
"They misunderestimated me."
- George W Bush
"When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me."
- Kylie Bax
"If only faces could talk."
- Pat Summerall
"So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?"
- Michael Barrymore
"Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says Chicken of the Sea."
- Jessica Simpson
"If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own dick on the wonder years instead of chasing winnie cooper. Besides, I wouldn't have sucked other people's dicks on stage, either. I would have been sucking my own. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own dick? I think I'm gonna call the surgeon in the morning."
- Marilyn Manson
- Britney Spears
"Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.”
- Paris Hilton
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
- Chuck Nevitt
"They misunderestimated me."
- George W Bush
"When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me."
- Kylie Bax
"If only faces could talk."
- Pat Summerall
"So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?"
- Michael Barrymore
"Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says Chicken of the Sea."
- Jessica Simpson
"If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own dick on the wonder years instead of chasing winnie cooper. Besides, I wouldn't have sucked other people's dicks on stage, either. I would have been sucking my own. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own dick? I think I'm gonna call the surgeon in the morning."
- Marilyn Manson
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 Just don't be afraid to go natural once and a while. You probably still look great that way too! |
Are You A Fake Girl?
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I'm sure that the company which was licenced to take the brand name Huge Boss, busted its ass to take such a brand name, and today in Al-Ghad newspaper first page, Hugo Boss stores has a 50% off "UNTEL" 15/9 I mean "Untel" !!! why why why ??? Don't they have anyone who is even a high school graduate??? Don't they use spell check tool ?? who would do such a mistake ?
I just saw it laughed sarcastically and showed it to everyone !!!
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Pizza Hut buffet is back after it was canceled last year (sounds like someone has been running out of money and crowd in their business)
Now, I don't want to be contradicted, but after Americana acquired the Pizza Hut in Jordan, the taste, the quality, the prices and the whole atmosphere were changed all of a sudden and it's totally not my favorite pizzeria anymore (Thanks to Venus)
But what the heck I'm going, I like open buffet restaurants and I'm so going there :-D
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